Mercogliano True Blog

 The internet is abuzz with a new predictor of war in the United States: the Pizza Index. The Pizza Index, or Pizza Meter, theorizes that during major crises, there is an increase in pizza orders from Washington, DC, particularly near the Pentagon. America maintains that it was not involved in the Israeli attack on Iran. But on June 12, social media began reporting that the Pentagon Pizza Index was rising, due to a spike in deliveries near the Pentagon and other military facilities. At least four pizzerias reported a spike in orders an hour before Israel's first attack. The Soviet Union was the first to develop this theory, which they called "Pizzint" during the Cold War. Soviet intelligence began monitoring pizza orders near the Pentagon and CIA headquarters closely. The Soviets were thinking outside the box and developing unconventional war strategies that were often ignored by other nations. They assumed that a sudden increase in deliveries meant officials were working...